I spent the past week watching BBC's 'Walking With Dinosaurs' on 2-casettes of VHS glory. It's the biggest orgasm of your LIFE. My pants went through a beating, I'm telling you. The best part was when the dinosaurs EVOLVED and ROARED and ATE EACH OTHER. Did you know that the female Diplodocus had to withstand an extra 10 tonnes while mating? Holy crap, best production ever. Kenneth Branagh's narration of it all is what finally throws you over the edge.
I'm so thankful such beasts roamed the Earth. The merchandising is incredible.